RULE Α΄
THE GRAPE RULE
If it can be shared, it must be shared. If it can’t be shared, get a smaller knife.
BUILT ON CHAIN ID
ALL HOLDERSARE EQUAL!
Zeus turned him to marble for trying to split a thunderbolt in half. 2,400 years later he is back, and he still splits everything 50/50.
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Whale or shrimp, same pedestal.
TAP HIM!
ΑΓΟΡΑ · market boardDEMO NUMBERS
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ΘΡΥΛΟΣ · the legend
WHO IS SPLITOCRATES?
In 412 BC, Athens had many great philosophers. Splitocrates was not one of them. He was famous for one thing only: he split everything equally. Olives. Wine. Arguments. Once he cut a single grape into eleven pieces with a ruler. The party ended. So did his invitations.
Plato wrote a whole dialogue about him. Someone used the scroll as a napkin, and only one line survives: “…and then he asked for a smaller knife.”
Then he met Zeus. Zeus was holding a thunderbolt. Splitocrates frowned and said, “Have you considered giving half of that to Poseidon?” Then he tried to snap it in two. Zeus turned him into marble on the spot.
For 2,400 years he stood in the Agora holding his scales and The Great Ledger of Unfair Pizza Slices, a list of every badly shared meal in history. It is still being updated.
Then somebody on-chain tried to send one token to two wallets at once. His scales twitched. A crack ran down his cheek. He opened his eyes, saw his first whale, and screamed for three days. He has calmed down since. Mostly. His mission now: everyone on the same pedestal, everything split down the middle.
— THE GREAT LEDGER, VOLUME ½
MEET KEVIN & ALSO KEVIN
Two pigeons who have sat on Splitocrates since 410 BC. He gave them the same name so neither would feel left out. They must swap places every hour, head to shoulder, by his timetable. They have never once been on time.
The sunglasses? Kevin found them. Also Kevin found them too. Splitocrates checked: they found them equally.
ΔΙΔΑΧΑΙ · the teachings
THE THREE TEACHINGS
Splitocrates does not give advice. He gives three rules, carved in stone. The stone was split equally three ways.
RULE Β΄
THE PEDESTAL RULE
No thrones. Thrones are just chairs with an ego. Whale or shrimp, same pedestal.
RULE Γ΄
THE KEVIN RULE
Treat everyone the same. Even if you have to give them the same name.
ΑΡΙΘΜΟΙ · the numbers
THE SACRED NUMBERS
Ticker
Total Supply
Buy / Sell Tax
Liquidity
Verify on explorer ↗Chain
Chain ID · Gas paid in
Contract Address
ΟΔΟΣ · the path
THE PATH TO THE AGORA
I
Get a wallet
Install an EVM wallet and add (chain ID ). Write your seed phrase on paper. Tell no one, not even Socrates.
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Fund it
Bridge to . You need a little of it to pay gas for the swap.
III
Open the DEX
Go to and connect your wallet. Paste the official contract address. Check it twice.
IV
Swap for $SPLIT
Choose your amount, confirm, and step onto the pedestal. Welcome to the Agora.
BUY $SPLIT
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ΜΑΝΤΕΙΟΝ · the oracle
ASK THE ORACLE
The chart lives on DexScreener.
The Oracle of Delphi spoke in riddles. DexScreener speaks in candles. Check the live price, liquidity and holders there before you do anything.
ΟΔΥΣΣΕΙΑ · the voyage
Non-binding. Roadmaps are just philosophy.
THE ODYSSEY
PHASE I
THE FIRST SLICE
- Launch on
- Website, socials and Meme Forge
- First meme contest
PHASE II
THE SECOND SLICE
- Tracker listings
- Holder PFP wall, where Kevin & Also Kevin sit on your photo
- Partnerships: to be decided by the Agora
PHASE III
THE LAST GRAPE
- Splitocrates is still measuring it
- Kevin ate half
- Also Kevin ate the other half
ΖΥΓΟΣ · the scale
THE BALANCE METER
Equality is balanced. Your portfolio? Not so much.
Let go and Splitocrates puts the whale and the shrimp back on the same level. Every time.
ΕΡΓΑΣΤΗΡΙΟΝ · the workshop
MEME FORGE
Turn yourself (or Splitocrates) into a statue of equality. Add a laurel, the deal-with-it shades and a Greek frame, then post it to X.
Drag stickers to move them. Tap one to select it, then resize it with the slider.
ΣΤΟΑ · the colonnade
THE MEME STOA
ΑΓΟΡΑ · the square
THE AGORA IS OPEN
Come philosophize. Post memes, ask questions, and check every claim yourself. In the Agora everyone gets a voice and nobody gets a throne.
ΕΡΩΤΗΣΕΙΣ · questions
QUESTIONS FOR THE PHILOSOPHER
What is $SPLIT?
A community meme coin with a marble philosopher for a mascot and one idea: every holder stands on the same pedestal. It exists for fun, memes and community.
Which chain is it on?
$SPLIT runs on (chain ID ), and gas is paid in . Make sure your wallet is switched to before you swap, always use the contract address shown on this site, and cross-check it on the explorer. $SPLIT is a community token built on ; it is not affiliated with or endorsed by Robinhood.
Is there a team?
Splitocrates is the face. Kevin and Also Kevin are security, technically. The Agora is the engine. There is no formal company behind the token, so treat every claim, including ours, as something to verify.
Is liquidity locked?
See the Liquidity tablet in the Sacred Numbers section. Each claim there links to the on-chain proof so you can check it yourself.
How do I avoid fake tokens?
Copy the contract address from this site only, compare the first and last characters on the DEX, and never trust addresses sent in DMs. Admins will never message you first.
Is this financial advice?
No. Splitocrates is a statue, not your financial advisor. Meme coins are extremely volatile. Only use money you can afford to lose.